brian: need help?
erica: from you!?
brian: YOU KNOW WHAT, BITCH!?
gabe: need some aloe vera for that burn?
raisa: dom, i dare you to give erica a lap dance
erica: NO I’LL TAKE THE SHOT!
raisa: it’s not your turn
“one asian to rule them all!” - raisa
kieran: i hate your parents
erica: well i love them…
“happy —- i mean, thank you!” - erica
raisa: damn it, probability!
erica: the asians are on my sign
“james.” - kieran
“if sunflower seeds were people, this would be a massacre” - kieran
“snort this water.” - dom
“how do you swallow peanut butter?” - kieran
raisa: are you peeing in the bushes?!
brian: … yes…
tonight was fun! even though i left mad early.
my favorite parts were the “galileo” moments and when it was 11:30 and “jumpin jumpin” came on (… ok it was 11:29 but close enough)
“Is plate a euphemism?” - Dom
Dom: Lick the rim.
Brian: Give it a rim job.
Dom, is there any way I can ingest the blue stuff? - Brian
Raisa: Dom, you already have a cracker.
Raisa: Well timed.
“He’s like alcoholic Santa Clause.” - Gabe (about Kieran)
Dom: It’s because she’s (Jinal’s) a fob!
Sindu: But I know what that means.
“Joseph should be a religion.” - Sindu
Dom: He likes being on his knees.
Erica: I don’t get it.
“I wanna get more weave so I can get more hair.” - Arthur
Kieran: Do you have more grapes?
Dom: No, but I have more ice.
“I don’t kiss and tell.” - Sindu
“Are you guys all drunk or just a bunch of idiots?” - Kieran
“It’s just glaze… cinnamon rolls.” - Dom
Erica: It’s just an ice box.
Dom: It’s a creampie.
Arthur: Erica Creampie Chuang!
“You can’t have a beard and not like RDJ.” - Dom
“I had a Sindu moment.” - Gabe
Fuck you, Kieran. Let me have one thing, you tall blue-eyed queer son of a bitch.
Oh I could never make out with you. - Kieran
He grew wisdom with his beard. - Sindu
I would love to make out with your beard right now. - Sindu
*walks in on Kieran and Becky* This looks inappropriate. -?
Where’s the banana? - Sindu
— and a bonus from today —
Isn’t Crate & Barrel that breakfast place? - Sindu